Audio Reading for your Erotic Listening Pleasure
I need a new vibrator. It’s as simple as that.
My battery operated hand wand has been acting up lately.
The other night, while my husband was working I decided to take care of my own orgasmic needs and masturbate. Having a fine time building to what was about to be an exploding O, the wand stopped. You know that special moment when you’re just about to peak? Well… mine got jolted to a halt! It was perhaps even more frustrating than waiting for my husband. That’s it…I’ve got to get a new, reliable tool!
The Love Store &
The Love Store is right around the corner from our boudoir. A local comfortable sex store for the everyday couples looking to push their sexual envelope. Filled with outfits and toys to add more variety into their sex lives. I drove up, parked in front to watch the action going in and out of the store at 9pm on a Saturday night.
While listening to the radio with the top down, I spied four couples coming out of the shop. Preoccupied with each other, they happily sauntered over to their cars with a bag of new merchandise in hand.
Then, I headed in myself to peruse the choice of wands available. The young employees, Danyelle & Olga were a pleasure & seemed knowledgeable as I asked them pointed questions about the different models of wands, their special functions, prices and best reviewed.
Wireless iWand Mini by Love Magic
One wand caught my interest the most: The Wireless iWand Mini by Love Magic. It advertised 18 Speed. I thought it could have great possibilities to satisfy me. It’s a new company so on top of everything else… it was even less expensive! Without much to do, I paid and ran home to read about, wash and try out my new acquisition.
I was disappointed, to say the least… Didn’t even get to have the “O” I was yearning for… Why? To begin with, the buttons for on/off, speed variation and pulsing patterns, were the same color as the wand itself (I chose pink because I was feeling particularly feminine) and flush to the handle. Meaning, they were hard to see in the light and even more difficult to find or feel in the dark!
Starting my sexy masturbation sessions at the slowest speed is always best for me. I like to build to higher speeds as time goes on. Once I figured out that I had to push the buttons hard enough to get a click, I had to count the number of clicks to get to the lowest speed… And if I didn’t count correctly, it started going back up in speed, cycling through all 10 speeds again….
The vibration patterns were secondary to the speed. I tried to go through each pattern without being able to discern one from another. It was too mind consuming for a person just trying to get off.
After all of that work, I was tired disappointed and still sexually frustrated. Darn!
I was disappointed, to say the least… Didn’t even get to have the “O” I was yearning for… Why? To begin with, the buttons for on/off, speed variation and pulsing patterns, were the same color as the wand itself (I chose pink because I was feeling particularly feminine) and flush to the handle. Meaning, they were hard to see in the light and even more difficult to find or feel in the dark!
Starting my sexy masturbation sessions at the slowest speed is always best for me. I like to build to higher speeds as time goes on. Once I figured out that I had to push the buttons hard enough to get a click, I had to count the number of clicks to get to the lowest speed… And if I didn’t count correctly, it started going back up in speed, cycling through all 10 speeds again….
The vibration patterns were secondary to the speed. I tried to go through each pattern without being able to discern one from another. It was too mind consuming for a person just trying to get off.
After all of that work, I was tired disappointed and still sexually frustrated. Darn!
= Orgasm?
When my husband did get home I told him about my unsatisfying session with my new toy. Curious, he took the iWand Mini, and began playing with it. He also found the buttons difficult to see, feel and figure out. But, being very good with his hands he did get it working just right to satisfy both of our cravings!
Thank you Doll! I knew there was a reason I married you!
